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He devoted his whole being to his studies, hating to interrupt his work even to eat or sleep. Encouraged by his artisan parents, he discovered a passion for invention and building from a young age. The Mary Sue has a strict comment policy that forbids, but is not limited to, personal insults toward anyone, hate speech, and trolling.Viktor was born in Zaun, on the borders of the Entresol level. (Featured image: Nickelodeon/Home Depot/edit by Briana Lawrence) Does that mean this chair has been available for FIVE YEARS?! Why did no one tell me? What gives me pause with that particular review is the fact that it dates back to 2017. Haunted crab chair?” Naw, not haunted, just crab.Īnother review is a bit more wholesome, going into detail about how the chair was bought for a Pediatric office and how the kids are gonna love it. Hubby tried to turn it to face another way, but it keeps returning to its original positioning.

It’s a little weird as it looks like it’s peeking through our window and night. A review titled Back Deck Crab reads, “Bought this chair to put on our back deck. While the chair doesn’t have as many reviews, the ones on there are pretty hilarious. This large-scale, display-quality animal furniture piece easily transforms any garden, pool area, restaurant or hotel into something truly magnificent. Cast in fiberglass-reinforced resin and hand-painted 1-piece at a time, this clever approach to seating is as you’d expect found only at Toscano. Complete with pinchers, claws and 8 wide-set legs, this whimsical crab sculpture boasts an ample garden chair with deep-seated comfort. Seen at some of the balmy Spice Islands most exclusive getaway retreats, our exotic approach to seating will make a grand-scale statement poolside or in your garden. The Giant Red King Crab Sculptural Chair is just below $1000 at $985.10 (or suggested payments of $165 a month with the Home Depot credit card). One of the items that are recommended with the giant crustacean (alongside an alien, triceratops, and a smaller crap) is a chair. Just takes up space, and doesn’t move unless I pick him up and move him myself. “Being a single 37-year-old woman realizing I’ll never get married, means I needed something to fill the void in my life,” reads one review on the site with the title Emotional Support. There are a lot of questions about the crab on the website, mostly about whether or not it’ll scare away owls? The best part, as Dang mentions, is the customer reviews. Another breathtaking deep sea statue from Toscano.

Our Design Toscano-exclusive display-quality Colossal Crustacean King Crab sculpture transforms any home, garden, restaurant or hotel into something truly magnificent. Our humongous replica King Crab statue is cast in quality designer resin, reinforced for supreme strength with fiberglass and hand-painted with powerfully convincing color and texture to be as faithful as possible to the form of its ancient species.

W, easily spotted in deep seas or in your party room. Complete with pinchers, claws and nested legs, this titanic Crab sculpture boasts a 6 ft. Our exclusive, larger-than-life Colossal Crustacean Giant King Crab statue is a perfect visual delicacy near a pond, bar or pool. “Perfect for your home or garden.” I would absolutely put a Live, Laugh, Love sign in this guy’s pinchers. “Hand-cast with real crushed stone bonded with designer resin,” says the description. Despite the screencaps, I thought it was a joke, but after Googling “Home Depot Crab” I was immediately taken to the listing of the $1539 item (though they suggest monthly payments of $257 with their credit card). 5VpgHN7xXZ- AnhDang J“We provide everything but the butter “Īnh Dang, a concept artist for League of Legends, tweeted about a particularly crabby addition for our homes and gardens. Losing my mind at giant Home Depot crab and the reviews for it.